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lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced few husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married few times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #2 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #3 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #4 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #5 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

And am still Virgin & I glad that I finally married to you !

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"